Welcome To Derpocalypse

They came in the night! Terror from beyond the stars! A planet-changing event that will leave politicians the world over cowering in their tax-payer funded suits and their mistresses demanding at least double the hush-money! Strange vehicles alien to the human eye will fill the night sky! Creatures will emerge that no army can stop, no media can spin, and no influencer can monetize! Children and pets will be involved, also!

Who could imagine that the end of the world would be so ...stupid?

Welcome to Derpocalypse! A vision of out-of-this-world anarchy where the sublime sci-fi adventure of Buck Rogers meets the cutting cynicism of 90's-era MTV animation! Here you'll find a mothership of cult-classic apparel, offering a window into the weird world of Derpocalypse with a variety of vibrant, one-of-a-kind B-movie designs! But that's not all, Derplings! Our plan for world domination involves expanding into a rich, interconnected universe to include comic books, video games and even more multimedia surprises! Keep your eyes peeled, because this is one interplanetary spectacle you won't want to miss!


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